A friend of mine posted these on facebook and I had to blog them…
1. Never turn around if there is an explosion behind you.
2. Always save the kid.
3. When either putting on our taking off your sunglasses say something witty or dramatic.
4. Always put down your weapon to save the persons life that is in danger.
5. Always have a backup weapon duct taped to your body or hidden in your boot.
6. Always wear boots.
7. The woman you are with is either in trouble, running away from trouble, or is trouble.
8. Don’t have a beard or be clean shaven.
9. If you do have a beard it is only after you quit and you’re not coming back.
10. Only shave your beard after they drag you back in after you quit.
11. Always hang out with a sassy ethnic stereotype they will save your life some day.
12. If ever shot have someone with no or limited medical background (hopefully female) take out the bullet
13. Taking out the bullet will fix any problem.
14. Pouring whiskey on wounds will heal them immediately.
15. The guy you trust the most will be the one that wants you dead.
16. Grenades work best if you pull the pin with your teeth.
17. Strategy is best talked about behind a barrier while being shot at.